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Post by The Myst on Jan 26, 2015 13:56:23 GMT -8
Mystique: *Innocent look* What? I didn't do anything....
Ruby: *blushes to the roots of her hair and kind of freezes in Top Hats arms...though..he is warm...and he smells kind of nice...and now she knows his name* James! Right! I knew that! *Snaps fingers completely missing the water bottle punishment.*
Mystique: *Cackles*
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Post by Racoonus on Jan 26, 2015 14:01:02 GMT -8
Racoonus: Bad Mystique! Bad! *turns attention to Mystique and sprays her*
Top Hat: You didn't know my real name? That's alright, most people don't. Most just know me as the Mad Hatter unless they have heard the rumors. Have you not heard the rumors about me? *cackles loudly and sends Ruby a wink*
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Post by The Myst on Jan 26, 2015 14:03:09 GMT -8
Mystique: EEEEEEE! *hides behind the couch from the water* I'm melting...mellllllttttiiiiinnnngggg......!
Ruby: *Blushes* well, I knew it, I just couldn't remember what it was since everyone just kept calling you Top Hat or Mad. *eyes him a little suspiciously* Um...no...do I want to hear them?
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Post by Racoonus on Jan 26, 2015 14:10:19 GMT -8
Racoonus: You're not melting! Stop being so dramatic! *pulls Mystique out from behind the couch, hands her one of her cookies, and pats her on the head before turning her attention to Ruby* No! No you don't! No. No Rumors. *Hand cuffs Top Hat's wrist to the far leg of the couch and sits in between the two again*
Top Hat: Ouuu are we playing like that now? B) I didn't know you liked hand cuffs? *comments on the hand cuffs*
Racoonus: I don't they are vanilla and lame! > n >
Top Hat: Then why do you have them? c:
Racoonus: > - > ...Why did I ever create you?
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Post by The Myst on Jan 26, 2015 14:14:47 GMT -8
Mystique: I'm not? *checks self* oh...I guess I'm not. *takes cookie, sits like a good girl on the couch and nibbles on cookie*
Ruby: *Stares wide eyed at Racoonus then back at Top hat and back again* ... *Slowly takes another cookie and eats it while scooting closer to Mystique and further from the handcuffed Top Hat.*
Mystique: *raises hand* OH OH OH! You created him 'cause he's awesome crazy sauce!
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Post by Racoonus on Jan 26, 2015 14:23:52 GMT -8
Racoonus: Well, yes. Still he was a per-determined character of sorts. "Mad Hatter who runs a Brothel." But I take the blame for his promiscuity and attraction towards anything that moves.
Top Hat: Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jin-gle all the wayyy!! *thrashes his hand up and down making the hand cuff jingle*
Racoonus: - n - huuuu....
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Post by The Myst on Jan 26, 2015 14:25:17 GMT -8
Mystique: Ture but you made him what he is today. *Eyes flicker towards the singing maniac* .... <.<;;
Ruby: *Sits there and tires not to laugh...shoves more cookies in her mouth in a surprisingly lady like way*
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Post by Racoonus on Jan 26, 2015 14:30:57 GMT -8
Top Hat: Oh what funnnn it is to ride in a-
Racoonus: > o < I can't take it anymore! *unhand cuffs him*
Top Hat: Haha! I'm free! B) All part of my master plan...
Racoonus: You don't have master plans! You're crazy!
Top Hat: *steals the handcuffs* So Ruby... Do you like hand cuffs? *cackles like mad*
Racoonus: *grabs the handcuffs and chucks them out the window* Why are you always stealing things? Hm? *sighs and rolls over on the couch* You're right Mystique. I have no one to blame, but myself.
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Post by The Myst on Jan 26, 2015 14:33:59 GMT -8
Mystique & Ruby: *Eat cookies and watch*
Ruby: Do I like hand cuffs? *Is confused by the question*
Mystique: Our little Ruby is a little, uh, innocent dear Top Hat...I'm afraid she doesn't understand the...undertone to your question.
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Post by Racoonus on Jan 26, 2015 14:39:15 GMT -8
Top Hat:  Oh... *slumps down on the couch with disappointment* It's alright Princess, I'll teach you everything in due time. All in due time. Racoonus: You're a Pg13 character. You don't get the undertones either. Top Hat: Shh. I'm trying to impress the lady. Racoonus: Mystique... help me out here? |
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Post by The Myst on Jan 26, 2015 14:42:32 GMT -8
Mystique: *chortles while Ruby looks confused* Can't *snorts* too *cackle* busy *titter* thinking bad *guffaw* thoughts.
Ruby: *Stares at Mystique* I can't believe someone like you made me... v.v
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Post by Racoonus on Jan 26, 2015 14:59:21 GMT -8
Racoonus: xD *giggles at Mystique's attempt to keep it together* Not everyone's a Pg13 Princess Ruby :/ ... even if we wish we were a times.
Top Hat: Oh! Bad thoughts hmmm? How very... naughty Mystique. *eye twitch*
Racoonus: > . > You all need to take a cold shower! *sprays away the dirty thoughts with the spray bottle*
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Post by The Myst on Jan 27, 2015 8:38:43 GMT -8
Ruby: So...I see. *Secretly wishes she wasn't so PG-13 so she would understand these undertones*
Mystique: ACK! *runs and hides from the spray bottle again* It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again! *said in a creepy voice* Hisssss!
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Post by Racoonus on Jan 27, 2015 9:31:59 GMT -8
Racoonus: Hahaha! Put the lotion on! Put it on! O A O! XD hahaha! *cracks up while running after Mystique to soak her*
Top Hat: *Slinks onto the couch next to Ruby since the soul twins are distracted* You sound melancholy Princess. Perhaps you wish to learn of these things, Hm? *cackles wickedly at the ceiling for a moment before re-focusing* I can show you a whole new world~ *trails one bony finger along her cheek, before lightly poking her nose*
Racoonus: *looks over her shoulder* Dx No! Oh gosh! What is he doing now? Stop! *instead of stopping him, runs over to the sink and fills up some water balloons*
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puddleink
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Occasionally, I am not pwning n00bs.
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Post by puddleink on Jan 27, 2015 23:21:09 GMT -8
[Cairne]: ... wat... /very not sure what he walked into [Zyzy]: O.o OMGWATERBALOOOOOOOOOOOONS! /zips off to hoard them. ... I feel like I entered into a gentleman's club.  |
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Oh... *slumps down on the couch with disappointment* It's alright Princess, I'll teach you everything in due time. All in due time.
